🎄 Christmas Joke of the Day

What did Ralphie's mom say when he asked for a pet rabbit for Christmas?

You'll shoot your *hare* out!

What's a Christmas tree's favorite game show?

The Spruce is Right!

What's Kevin McCallister's favorite Christmas carol?

All I Want For Christmas Is My House To Be Empty!

What do you call a Christmas tree that's a professional musician?

A treble-maker.

What's Santa's biggest challenge during peak season?

Managing his wrapper's block.

Why did the Christmas tree break up with its string lights?

It felt too strung along!

Why did the Christmas tree apply for a job?

Because it wanted to branch out.

Why did Santa's elves start a union at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to clause for better working conditions!

What did the Christmas tree say to the candy cane?

You're a real strip of support for the holiday season!