🎄 Christmas Joke of the Day

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Because they always drop their needles!

What's the hardest part about celebrating the "Twelve Days of Christmas" in an apartment?

Trying to find enough room for twelve drummers drumming, let alone a partridge in a pear tree!

Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed?

Because he had low elf-esteem.

What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?

You look great, fir real!