👔 Father's Day Joke of the Day
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Sunday, April 5, 2026
My dad said all he wanted for Father's Day was an hour of peace and quiet.
We found him in the garage, deep in conversation with a loose bolt on a bicycle he hasn't ridden in a decade.
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Apr 4, 2026
Garage DadI asked my dad what he wanted for Father's Day.
He said, 'Just the perfect articulating ladder so I can finally reach that one spot on the gutters I've been meaning to fix since last spring.'
Apr 3, 2026
Garage DadI asked my dad what he wanted for Father's Day.
He just wants an afternoon at the hardware store with no specific project in mind, just 'inspiration browsing'.
Apr 2, 2026
Classic DadI asked my dad what he wanted for Father's Day, and he said something to warm my heart
So I turned up the thermostat, now he's ecstatic and our energy bill is through the roof
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