🎃 Halloween Joke of the Day

Why did the ghost always get through airport security so fast?

He had no body to check!

What does a witch ask for at a fancy restaurant?

Broom service!

Why did the skeleton skip trick-or-treating?

He didn't have the guts!

Why did Dracula get politely asked to leave the blood bank?

He kept asking if they had a 'frequent donor' program.

Why did the monster get detention after trick-or-treating?

He was ghoul-ty of taking too many treats!

What's a pirate's favorite part of Halloween?

Finding all the *booty*... of candy!

What kind of music do mummies like?

Wrap music!

What's a vampire's favorite social media app?

Face-bite!

Why did the Cyclops get fired from the photography studio?

Because he couldn't see things from more than one perspective.