🎃 Halloween Joke of the Day

Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!

Why did Medusa get fired from the hair salon?

Because she kept turning her clients into stone and they never came back for a trim!

Why did Frankenstein's monster struggle with job interviews?

He always had too many loose ends!

Why did the mummy go to the party?

Because he was feeling wrapped up in the occasion

Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite