🎃 Halloween Joke of the Day

Why did Frankenstein's monster get kicked out of the library?

Because he kept reanimating the classics.

Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite

Why did the jack-o'-lantern go to the party?

Because it was a gourd time!

Why did the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he heard it was a real scream

What do you call a zombie who tells jokes?

A dead-pan comedian.

Why are trick-or-treaters so good at navigating?

Because they always find the sweetest routes!

Why did the trick-or-treater cross the road?

To get to the other sweet side!

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with.

Why did the mummy always use fabric softener?

Because he didn't want any more static cling with his bandages!