🎃 Halloween Joke of the Day

Why did the witch get a flat tire?

She ran over a spell-ing mistake!

Why did the Invisible Man get lost at the library?

Because he couldn't find his place in the Dewey Decimal System!

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

They're afraid to unwind!

What's a candy's favorite Halloween costume?

A wrapper!

Why did the mummy get so frustrated with his new smartphone?

He kept trying to 'un-wrap' the screen protector, but ended up unraveling himself!

What kind of music do mummies like to listen to?

Wrap music!

Why don't ghosts like rain?

It dampens their spirits!

What's a ghost's favorite candy?

Boo-ble gum!

Why did the mummy refuse to use the tumble dryer at the laundromat?

He was worried he'd unravel all his hard work!