Dad Joke of the Day

Mar 20, 2026

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed.

Mar 20, 2026

Why was the computer cold?

Because it left its Windows open.

Mar 19, 2026

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

Mar 18, 2026

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.

Mar 17, 2026

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

Mar 16, 2026

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

Mar 15, 2026

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.

It's impossible to put down!

Mar 14, 2026

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

Mar 13, 2026

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They'd crack each other up!