👶 Kid's Joke of the Day

Why did the cat wear a watch?

Because it wanted to purr-fect its time!

What do you call a happy elephant?

An ele-phantasmile!

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn't peeling well!

What do you call a group of cats playing instruments?

A mew-sical band

Why did the science teacher become a baker during summer break?

Because he kneaded the dough!

Why did the student bring a shovel to history class?

Because he heard they were going to dig up some facts!

What do you call a dog that goes to the moon?

A lunar retriever!

Why did the math book look so sad?

Because it had too many problems.

Why did the art teacher go to the bank?

To draw some interest!