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Tuesday, May 26, 2026

Thanksgiving dinner at my house is a real test of endurance

Thanksgiving dinner at my house is a real test of endurance

because we don't just eat until we're full, we eat until we're separated by paramedics

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Why did the cranberry sauce stop in the middle of the road?

Because it was a jam!

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Why was the stuffing always so confident?

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Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is like a war zone

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Why did the cranberry sauce go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little tart!

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AI-generated illustration for thanksgiving joke: Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is like a perfectly balanced recipe

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Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is like a perfectly balanced recipe

one part love, two parts argument, and a whole lot of gravy to smooth things over

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AI-generated illustration for thanksgiving joke: My family's Thanksgiving dinner is similar to a game of Jenga

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My family's Thanksgiving dinner is similar to a game of Jenga

because one wrong move and the whole thing comes crashing down

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AI-generated illustration for thanksgiving joke: Carving this Thanksgiving turkey is a big responsibility, you know.

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Carving this Thanksgiving turkey is a big responsibility, you know.

I just hope I don't *fowl* it up!

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