🦃 Thanksgiving Joke of the Day

Why was the cranberry sauce so good at problem-solving?

Because it always had a 'cran-do' attitude!

My grandma keeps asking if I'm seeing anyone at Thanksgiving.

I tell her I'm seeing a lot of judgment, a little gravy, and a path straight to the pie.

My dad spends weeks bragging about his 'secret recipe' for the Thanksgiving turkey.

The secret ingredient, we've discovered, is usually 20 extra minutes in the oven and a fire extinguisher.

Why did the turkey get kicked off the football team?

Because it kept *fowl*ing up the plays!

After my family's Thanksgiving dinner, we don't just feel full.

We collectively descend into a food coma so deep, you could swear a hibernating bear moved in.

Why was the cranberry sauce always invited to holiday parties?

Because it was a berry good mixer!

Why did the cranberry sauce get a gold medal?

Because it always had a great finish!

My family's Thanksgiving dinner is a lot like a reality TV show

because every year we have a new cast of characters, a fresh set of alliances, and at least one dramatic exit before dessert

I've got a great reason why the turkey is so relaxed this Thanksgiving

It's having a gobbler of a time, but it's stuffed with anxiety about being the main course!