Girl Tea Joke of the Day

I spilled a tiny drop of coffee on my white shirt this morning.

He told me he was an 'alpha male' who 'takes charge' and 'knows what he wants.'

I was at the post office sending a package,

I went to the grocery store to pick up some milk, but as I was walking down the aisle, I felt the urge to add some flair to my shopping experience.

My date told me he loved how 'effortless' I looked.

My main character energy is so strong, if I chip a nail...