Dirty Joke of the Day

My girlfriend told me she wanted a man who was good with his hands, like a carpenter.

My girlfriend asked me what the difference was between me and a vibrator.

My girlfriend told me she likes it when I take charge in the bedroom.

I went on a first date with a woman last night, and she told me she was really into self-care.

My girlfriend told me she wanted a man who knows how to use his tongue to really pleasure her.

My sniper instructor always emphasized the importance of proper bullet trajectory.