๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Existential DreadWednesday, April 1, 2026
I've been reading about the benefits of having a 5-year plan
but my rent is month-to-month, so that's about as far as I'm thinking
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I finally achieved financial stability.
Now I can afford the premium subscription to my anxiety app.
My therapist said my avoidant attachment style keeps me from genuine connection.
So naturally, I've just been avoiding their emails.
I told my therapist I've been struggling to practice self-compassion
So she charged me extra for being mean to myself during the session
My therapist told me to 'do the work' and sit with my uncomfortable feelings.
So I added them to my calendar for next Tuesday at 3 PM, right after laundry.
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