I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger...

...then it hit me.

I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.

I was trying to help your mom put together this new bookshelf she bought online. The instructions were really complicated, and it had about a million little pieces.

After an hour of struggling, she threw her hands up and said, 'I just can't make sense of it!' I said, 'Well, honey, sometimes you just have to *shelf* your frustrations for a bit and try again!'

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high, she looked surprised.