Our CEO said we're a family here, so

I'm waiting for my vacation days to be paid in hugs and apologies for making me work on Thanksgiving.

I finally finished my masterpiece.

It's a spreadsheet tracking all my subscription services.

I asked my boomer dad for housing advice

He said 'just save up and put 20% down', which is like telling me to 'just buy a unicorn and ride it to work'

My idea of 'investing in real estate' is now just buying a really nice tent.