I've been working really hard to build my personal brand.

Turns out my personal brand is just 'tired.'

My biggest fear isn't dying.

It's having to pay for the funeral.

I finally feel like I'm really adulting.

I just paid rent and immediately felt the urge to take a nap on the floor.

I've been doing the work in therapy to develop a growth mindset

but so far, the only thing that's grown is my therapist's billable hours