Knock knock. Who's there? Wu

✊ Knock-Knock Joke

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Wednesday, April 1, 2026

Wu who? Wu don't know, I'm having an identity crisis, but I'm paws-itive I'll fur-get about it.

More Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tell me.

Tell me who? No, *you're* supposed to tell *me* who's there. I'm the one who knocked, and now I'm waiting.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go

Cows go who? No, cows go 'moo'

Knock knock. Who's there? Dough.

Dough who? Dough-n't worry, I'm just here for the bread!

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