Knock knock. Who's there? Tell me.

Tell me who? No, *you're* supposed to tell *me* who's there. I'm the one who knocked, and now I'm waiting.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fig.

Fig who? Fig-ure it out yourself, I'm busy!

Knock knock. Who's there? Hearse.

Hearse who? Hearse a real groaner for ya: I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough to roll with the big timers!

Knock knock. Who's there? Brew.

Brew who? Tea-rific to meet you.