Knock knock. Who's there? Silence.

Knock knock. Who's there? Wheat.

Wheat who? Wheat you waiting for, let me in, it's a-maize-ing!

Knock knock. Who's there? Fig.

Fig who? Fig-ure it out yourself, I'm busy!

Knock knock. Who's there? Existential Crisis.

Existential Crisis who? I'm not sure, I've been questioning the meaning of my own existence and the nature of identity, so the concept of a 'who' is somewhat fluid to me.