Are you a box of chocolates?

Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I just got a little nutty for you.

Why did the chocolate chip cookie propose on Valentine's Day?

Because it finally found its chipmate!

Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time

Valentine's Day always makes me think of couples like competitive athletes...

...they spend all year casually dating, then on February 14th, it's suddenly the Olympics of romance.