For Valentine's Day, I'm celebrating my love for true independence.

Which mostly involves wearing sweatpants, ordering takeout, and not sharing the remote.

This Valentine's Day, I'm really looking forward to flowers, chocolates, and someone telling me how special I am.

So I ordered myself a bouquet, bought a fancy box of truffles, and then just looked in the mirror.

Are you a Valentine's Day cookie?

Because you're sugar sweet and I want to be the sprinkles on your heart

I'm starting to think that Valentine's Day is just a social experiment

to see how many people we can convince to pay triple for flowers and dinner