If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber...

...but I'm really looking for a beet, because I heard they're good for your heart.

I told my friend I was planning a romantic Valentine's Day dinner

for one, with a movie, a pizza, and a strongly worded letter to my fridge for being empty

Are you a Valentine's Day greeting card?

Because you have a special delivery to my heart!

What did the sunflower say to its Valentine?

I picked you above all the others!