Are you a Valentine's Day Teddy Bear?

Because you're paws-itively adorable and I'm bear-ly able to resist you

Why did the love letter blush on Valentine's Day?

Because it was sealed with a kiss!

Do you have a band-aid?

Because I scraped my knee falling for you... and then needed one for this paper cut from writing your Valentine's card.

Why did the couple bring a magnet on their Valentine's Day date?

Because they wanted to attract some love