Do you have a map?

Because I just got lost in your eyes, and now I can't find the Valentine's candy aisle.

They say diamonds are forever, and chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand...

...but my preferred Valentine's gift is a streaming service that doesn't ask 'Are you still watching?' because it *knows* I am.

Are you a Valentine's Day candy jar?

Because you're filled with sweetness and I want to get stuck on you!

Valentine's Day is when everyone celebrates finding their 'better half'.

I'm celebrating my 'better *alone* half' – the one who gets the whole couch and doesn't have to share snacks.