What's Cupid's favorite type of music?

R & Bows.

My ideal Valentine's Day date doesn't involve fancy restaurants or grand romantic gestures.

It involves a comfy couch, my favorite takeout, and absolutely no small talk about our 'future'.

What did the chocolate bar say to its sweetheart?

I'm nuts about you!

Are you a box of chocolates on Valentine's Day?

Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I'm nuts about you!