Why did the heart go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?

Because it had a few heartaches to work through and wanted a love-ly checkup

Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time

Are you a Valentine's Day heart-shaped balloon?

Because you're inflating my expectations of love and I don't want you to pop out of my life.

I've started calling Valentine's Day something new

Singles Awareness Day, but that's just a fancy way of saying Tuesday