Why did the Creature from the Black Lagoon go to the post office?

Because it wanted to send a scaled-up package

Why did the pumpkin pie go to the Halloween party?

Because it was a gourd time!

Why did the jack-o'-lantern go to the party?

Because it was a gourd time!

Why did the werewolf go to the DMV?

Because he needed to paws for a license renewal.