Why did the witch's cat join a band?

Because it wanted to be a purr-cussionist

Why don't ghosts like candy corn?

They can see right through it!

Why did Medusa get fired from the hair salon?

Because she kept turning her customers to stone when they asked for 'just a trim'!

Why did the werewolf go to the library?

Because it was looking for a paws-itive read.