Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed a good trim-ming.

What's the hardest part about celebrating the "Twelve Days of Christmas" in an apartment?

Trying to find enough room for twelve drummers drumming, let alone a partridge in a pear tree!

Why did Santa's elves start a North Pole union?

Because they wanted to clause for better benefits.

Why did Santa hire a lawyer for the elves?

Because he heard them singing 'All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth' and wanted to make sure they got proper dental care!