Why did the Minotaur start a lawn care business?

Because he was great at navigating tight corners and had a beast of a mower.

Why did the mummy get lost in the department store?

Because he kept getting wrapped up in all the sales!

Why did the mummy refuse to go to the Halloween party?

He was all wrapped up in his work.

Why don't ghosts like candy corn?

They can see right through it!