Alright everyone, it's time to carve this magnificent bird!

Who's ready for some *poultry in motion*?

I've got a great idea for a Thanksgiving joke, but I've been having some trouble drumming up support

I guess you could say it's a little 'fowl' of a concept

Why did the stuffing get a promotion?

Because it was always *filling* its potential!

In my family, Thanksgiving dinner is like a competitive sport.

The winner is whoever can deflect the most personal questions without choking on a dinner roll.