Why did the stuffing go to therapy?

Because it was feeling crumby

Alright, folks, before I start carving this magnificent bird, I just want to say...

This turkey is really *fowl-play*ing with my emotions!

Carving this Thanksgiving turkey is a big responsibility, you know.

I just hope I don't *fowl* it up!

At our Thanksgiving dinner, we have a tradition where everyone shares what they're grateful for.

But honestly, it's just a competition to see who can come up with the most creative way of saying they're thankful for wine.