You know what they say about Thanksgiving dinner

it's a gobbler of a meal!

Alright, everyone, the moment of truth has arrived for this magnificent turkey.

I just hope I don't *fowl* up the carving.

Carving this Thanksgiving turkey is a big responsibility, you know.

I just hope I don't *fowl* it up!

Why did the cranberry sauce blush?

Because it saw the turkey dressing!