Alright everyone, time to get to the 'meat' of the matter.

I hope this carving demonstration is truly carve-tivating!

Carving this Thanksgiving turkey is a big responsibility, you know.

I just hope I don't *fowl* it up!

Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little jellied under the pressure of the holiday season

I've been preparing for this moment all year, and now it's time to carve the turkey.

I guess you could say I'm a cut above the rest when it comes to Thanksgiving dinner!