Why did the rose go to the florist on Valentine's Day?

Because it wanted to get to the root of its love life!

I've been trying to find the perfect Valentine's Day gift

but it's hard when the only person I'm shopping for is my cat, and all she wants is tuna

Why did the rose decide to propose on Valentine's Day?

Because it was ready to bud the question!

Some people spend Valentine's Day searching for their soulmate.

I'm just trying to decide if my soulmate is the pizza delivery guy or the remote control.