Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time

I've started calling Valentine's Day something new

Singles Awareness Day, but that's just a fancy way of saying Tuesday

Are you a Valentine's Day coupon?

Because you're redeemable in my heart, but unfortunately, you're also expiring soon if you don't go out with me.

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.

But since it's Valentine's Day, I'd say you're a *sweet* potato!