Are you a box of conversation hearts?

Because you're making my heart skip a beat and I want to candy-coat our love with sweet nothings

They say diamonds are forever, and chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand...

...but my preferred Valentine's gift is a streaming service that doesn't ask 'Are you still watching?' because it *knows* I am.

Are you a Valentine's Day coupon book?

Because you're filled with discounts to my heart and I want to redeem our love

Why did the chocolate go to therapy on Valentine's Day?

Because it was feeling a little melted under the pressure