๐ Father's Day Joke
Classic DadThursday, April 2, 2026
I asked my dad what he wanted for Father's Day, and he said something to warm my heart
So I turned up the thermostat, now he's ecstatic and our energy bill is through the roof
More Father's Day Jokes
My dad always says you don't need a professional for home repairs.
You just need a can-do attitude, a YouTube tutorial, and about three trips to the hardware store.
I asked my dad how he wanted to celebrate Father's Day this year
and he said he just wanted to finally finish the deck he started building in 2018
For Father's Day, I considered getting my dad a fancy new drone...
...but then I realized he'd only use it to check if his mowing lines were perfectly straight.
I asked my dad why he still has my old report cards and sports trophies from when I was a kid, and he said
it's not that he's proud of my grades or my athletic skills, but because they're the only things I haven't borrowed money from him to pay for.
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