Alright, everyone, the moment of truth has arrived for this magnificent turkey.

I just hope I don't *fowl* up the carving.

The hardest part about Thanksgiving dinner at our house isn't the political debates or the burnt rolls.

It's trying to discreetly unbutton your pants under the table without anyone noticing.

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the counselor?

It was feeling a little jellied under the pressure

Why did the cranberry sauce get such a good reputation?

Because it always jelled well with others!