Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little jellied under the pressure of the holiday season

Carving this turkey is quite the workout.

I'm really getting *poultry* in motion!

Thanksgiving at our house is always a test of endurance.

First, you survive the family gossip, then you survive the tryptophan.

The hardest part about Thanksgiving dinner at our house isn't the political debates or the burnt rolls.

It's trying to discreetly unbutton your pants under the table without anyone noticing.