Alright, everyone, before I carve into this magnificent bird, I asked it one last question.

I said, 'Are you ready?' And it just replied, 'I'm feeling pretty *stuffed*!'

You know what they say about Thanksgiving dinner

it's a gobbler of a meal!

At our Thanksgiving dinner, we have a tradition where everyone shares what they're thankful for.

It's always interesting to see how long it takes for someone to turn their gratitude into a complaint about someone else at the table.

Carving this turkey is quite the workout.

I'm really getting *poultry* in motion!