What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A dino-snore.

Your mom asked me to try and fix the coffee maker this morning, because it was really slow and sputtering. I tinkered with it for a bit, but it just wouldn't cooperate.

I guess it was still trying to perk up.

What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blueberry!

What do you call a belt made of watches?

A waist of time.