๐ Father's Day Joke
Garage DadFriday, April 3, 2026
I asked my dad what he wanted for Father's Day.
He just wants an afternoon at the hardware store with no specific project in mind, just 'inspiration browsing'.
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My dad's love language is apparently 'home improvement projects'
because this Father's Day, he's 'hammering' home the point that I'm helping him finish the deck... again.
I asked my dad what he was most proud of as a father on Father's Day, and he smiled
and said, 'The fact that you're all still talking to me after all these years, despite my dad jokes.'
I asked my dad if the burgers were ready on Father's Day.
He just flipped one with his tongs and said, 'Not yet! They're still trying to *meat* my expectations!'
My dad spent Father's Day happily starting a new home improvement project.
When I asked what he was building, he said, 'A bigger storage shed for all the tools I bought for the *last* project I started!'
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