✊ Knock-Knock Joke
Plot TwistFriday, April 3, 2026
Knock knock. Who's there? Existential Crisis.
Existential Crisis who? I'm not sure, I've been questioning the meaning of my own existence and the nature of identity, so the concept of a 'who' is somewhat fluid to me.
More Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Egg
Egg who? Egg-cuse me, I'm cracking under the pressure to make a good joke.
Knock knock. Who's there? Canoe.
Canoe who? Canoe let me in, it's freezing out here!
Knock knock. Who's there? Wu
Wu who? Wu don't know, it's a Chinese puzzle to me, but I'm paws-itive I'll figure it out, fur-get about it!
Knock knock. Who's there? Dwayne
Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!
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