What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?

You look great, fir real!

Why did Santa's elves go on strike at the North Pole?

They wanted to clause their contract and improve their working conditions, but it was a gift-wrapped ultimatum.

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Because they always drop their needles!

Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed?

Because he had low elf-esteem.