Why did Frosty the Snowman have kids

Because he wanted a family that was chill

Why did Santa invest in a new filing system?

He wanted to keep track of all his Clauses.

Why did Santa always check his watch during gift delivery?

He didn't want to sleigh the schedule.

Why did Santa's elves go to the North Pole's HR department?

They wanted to workshop their toy-making workflow and Claus for concern!