๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Therapist MaterialSunday, April 5, 2026
I've been doing the work in therapy to develop a growth mindset
but so far, the only thing that's grown is my therapist's billable hours
More Millennial Jokes
I'm trying to buy a house, but the market is insane
I've got a better chance of winning the lottery than getting a mortgage with a payment that's less than my student loans
My parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Now my dreams are just about affording groceries that aren't on sale.
I told my therapist I've been struggling to practice self-compassion
So she charged me extra for being mean to myself during the session
My biggest fear isn't dying.
It's having to pay for the funeral.
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