๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Therapist MaterialSunday, April 5, 2026
I've been doing the work in therapy to develop a growth mindset
but so far, the only thing that's grown is my therapist's billable hours
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My boss told me to 'manifest a positive outcome'
when I asked for a raise.
I've been trying to save up for a down payment on a house
but at this point, I'm just trying to afford the therapy sessions to deal with the fact that I'll never own a house
I've been working really hard to build my personal brand.
Turns out my personal brand is just 'tired.'
I've been doing the work in therapy to improve my attachment style
Now I can healthily detach from my responsibilities and procrastinate with self-awareness
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