💘 Valentine's Joke
Anti-ValentineSunday, April 5, 2026
They say diamonds are forever, and chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand...
...but my preferred Valentine's gift is a streaming service that doesn't ask 'Are you still watching?' because it *knows* I am.
More Valentine's Jokes
Are you a box of chocolates?
Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I just got a little nutty for you.
What's Cupid's favorite type of music?
R & Bows.
They say Cupid's arrow is supposed to strike you with love on Valentine's Day.
Mine must have taken a detour and hit my Amazon cart instead. Because I'm deeply in love with two-day shipping.
My Valentine's Day plans are pretty romantic, actually.
It involves me, a blanket, and a very serious, committed relationship with my takeout menu.
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