Are you a box of chocolates?

Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I just got a little nutty for you.

I've been trying to find my perfect match on dating apps

but so far, it's just been a series of swipes, disappointment, and proof that my friends were wrong when they said I'm a catch

Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time

Why did the chocolate chip cookie propose on Valentine's Day?

Because it finally found its chipmate!