I decided to take my kids to the air show, and as we were watching the planes fly by, one of them asked me how pilots learn to navigate through the clouds. I told them it's all about getting a little

fog-getful of their surroundings

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They'd crack each other up!

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A dino-snore.