I took my cat to the vet, and they said it was having some vision problems.

I guess you could say it was having a paws-itive correlation between its eyesight and its purr-manent blindness.

I took my kids to the aquarium and we saw a huge tank filled with all sorts of fish, including some beautiful goldfish. The kids were amazed by how fast they could swim and how colorful they were. One of the aquarium staff started telling us about the different types of fish and their unique characteristics

and I guess you could say they were having a 'reel' good time explaining it all to us

I went to the library and asked the librarian if they had any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrödinger's cat.

She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was here or not.

My computer was acting up the other day, and I was getting pretty frustrated with how slow it was running. I called my friend who's a computer expert to see if he could help me figure out what was wrong with it.

He told me it was probably just having a bad byte.