We added up the costs of the venue, food, and decorations for our wedding

And realized we could've just bought a small island and eloped

We thought we'd found the perfect wedding venue

until we realized the 'romantic garden' was actually just the groundskeeper's enthusiastic weed collection

I love how marriage is all about finding someone who accepts you for who you are

until you leave the cap off the toothpaste, then suddenly you're a completely different person

We showed our wedding budget to our parents and asked for their input

Now we're having a wedding and buying them a house