Knock knock. Who's there? Wendell.

Wendell who? Wendell you give in to the sheer pun-ishment of this joke and finally admit it's been weighing on you, a real heavy hitter in the groan department, making you wonder when 'til the end of this tale of wordplay woe?

Knock knock. Who's there? Marmalade.

Marmalade who? Ma'am, I'd like to spread some cheer with a joke that's jam-packed with puns!

Knock knock. Who's there? Flake.

Flake who? Flake out, I'm tired of waiting!

Knock knock. Who's there? Sew

Sew who? Sew long, I've been trying to weave a good joke together.