๐ Wedding Joke
Best Man ToastMonday, April 6, 2026
I asked [Groom's Name] what he was most looking forward to about married life.
He said, 'Finally having someone to share all my hobbies with.' Bless his heart, he's about to discover a whole new world of *her* hobbies.
More Wedding Jokes
Our wedding planner told us to brace ourselves for a few 'unforeseen costs'.
I think 'unforeseen costs' is just Latin for 'everything your mother-in-law wants'.
I thought I knew my family well before planning our wedding.
Turns out, some relatives are like volatile chemicals; best kept in separate containers on the seating chart.
We found the perfect wedding venue โ historical, elegant, and had beautiful gardens.
Then they told us the price, and suddenly a picnic blanket in the park seemed like a very viable 'rustic chic' option.
I've been trying to figure out the secret to a long and happy marriage, so I asked the groom to share his wisdom
He just smiled and said, 'Love, trust, and separate bathrooms'
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