๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Broke EraMonday, April 6, 2026
I asked my boomer friend for investment advice
He told me to buy a house, I told him I'd rather buy a Lambo, at least then I'd have a vehicle to sleep in
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I'm trying to buy a house, but the market is insane
I've got a better chance of winning the lottery than getting a mortgage with a payment that's less than my student loans
I just turned the age my parents were when they bought their first house.
I just hit 'add to cart' on a new houseplant.
My biggest fear isn't dying.
It's having to pay for the funeral.
My parents always said they wanted me to have a better life than them.
Now it looks like the only thing I'm inheriting is their economic anxiety.
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