I've been doing the work in therapy to improve my attachment style

Now I'm just anxiously attached to my therapist.

I've been trying to work on my anxiety in therapy

Now I'm just anxious about not making progress in therapy

My parents asked if I'm saving for a down payment.

I told them I'm saving for the societal collapse – feels more realistic.

My dad told me to save 10% of every paycheck for my future.

Right now, my paycheck *is* 10% of what I need for my present.