What did the cranberry sauce say to the turkey at Thanksgiving dinner?

You're a real gobble-degook, but I'm stuck on you.

Our family Thanksgiving dinner is the one time of year where we all come together

and silently judge each other's life choices over a plate of dry turkey

Why did the stuffing go to therapy?

Because it was feeling crumby

Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little jellied under the pressure!