Why did the stuffing go to therapy?

Because it was feeling crumby

I told my wife we should start a new tradition at Thanksgiving

But she just gobbled up the idea

Alright everyone, before I start carving this magnificent bird, I just have to axe you all a quick question...

...who's ready for some delicious turkey?

What did the stuffing say to the turkey?

You're the breadwinner of this meal, but I'm the one holding everything together!