🦃 Thanksgiving Joke
Family DinnerMonday, April 6, 2026
The hardest part about Thanksgiving dinner at our house isn't the political debates or the burnt rolls.
It's trying to discreetly unbutton your pants under the table without anyone noticing.
More Thanksgiving Jokes
Why did the stuffing go to therapy?
Because it was feeling crumby
Why did the cranberry sauce go to the doctor?
It was feeling a little saucy and had a relish for bad health
What's a turkey's favorite type of music?
Anything with a good drumstick beat!
Why did the cranberry sauce go to the counselor?
It was feeling a little jellied under the pressure
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