✊ Knock-Knock Joke
Extra PunnyMonday, April 6, 2026
Knock knock. Who's there? Homer.
Homer who? Homer-ly, who could resist a classic like this? It's an *epic* pun, don't you think?
More Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Philosophically speaking, the notion of a 'who' is a social construct and the concept of identity is fluid, so the idea of a fixed entity on the other side of the door is a fallacy.
Knock knock. Who's there? Fig
Fig who? Fig-ure it out yourself, I'm busy!
Knock knock. Who's there? Pane
Pane who? I'm having a window of opportunity to let you in.
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go.
Cows go who? No, cows go 'moo'.
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