💘 Valentine's Joke
Anti-ValentineMonday, April 6, 2026
I'm not arguing that Valentine's Day is overrated, but
I just think it's a holiday created by florists and jewelers to make singles feel like they're in a real-life game of 'Monopoly' – paying rent, but no one's getting a free park.
More Valentine's Jokes
I'm reading a book on Valentine's Day history
It's a real page-turner, mainly because it's empty
Are you a Valentine's card?
Because you're covered in glitter... and now my whole house is too.
Why did the flower go to the dance on Valentine's Day?
Because it was a blooming good time to find love
Do you have a valentine yet?
Because I'd love to be your ghoul-friend and have a bloody good time on Valentine's Day
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