Why did Cupid get kicked out of the bakery?

Because he kept trying to target all the sweethearts!

My ideal Valentine's Day date doesn't involve fancy restaurants or grand romantic gestures.

It involves a comfy couch, my favorite takeout, and absolutely no small talk about our 'future'.

What did the chocolate bar say to its crush?

I think we're mint to be together!

I've decided to treat myself on Valentine's Day

Because let's be real, I'm the only one who still thinks I'm a good catch