Knock knock. Who's there? Peas.

Peas who? Peas-fully waiting for you to open the door!

Knock knock. Who's there? Pane

Pane who? I'm having a glass-half-empty relationship with you, it's a window of opportunity to change.

Knock knock. Who's there? Otto B.

Otto B. who? Otto B. a crime if you didn't laugh at that groan-worthy pun!

Knock knock. Who's there? Ego.

Ego who? Eggoing to let me in, or is that just a waffle excuse?