Why did Santa's elves start a band at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to be the clause for celebration and wrap up the music scene!

What did the Christmas tree say to the Christmas tree decorator?

You're always stringing me along, but I'm pining for a simpler look this year.

Why did Santa get an assistant?

He was tired of claus-trophobia in his office.

What do you call a snowman who's a great listener?

Chill