Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the haunted house?

Because he had a bone to pick with the admission price.

Why did the witch's cat join a band?

Because it wanted to be a purr-cussionist

Why did the ghost go trick-or-treating by himself?

Because he didn't want to *boo-ther* anyone!

Why did the vampire go to the hair salon?

Because he wanted a bloody good haircut.