Why did the stuffing always win debates?

Because it had all the right fillings!

What do you call a nervous turkey on Thanksgiving?

A poultry-geist!

At my family's Thanksgiving dinner, we have a special tradition

We all bring our appetites and our opinions, but only one of them is welcome to stay for dessert

At our family's Thanksgiving dinner, we have a special tradition

We all take a group photo before we're all full, argumentative, and regretting our life choices