What do you call a very polite Thanksgiving stuffing?

Well-bread.

I've got a great idea for a Thanksgiving joke, but it's still in the

thawing-out process

Our family Thanksgiving dinner is like a recipe for disaster

Because you take a cup of crazy relatives, add a pinch of old grudges, and stir in a whole lot of tryptophan

This turkey looks absolutely perfect, and I can tell from its juicy texture...

...it's going to be the *breast* Thanksgiving ever!