My family's Thanksgiving dinner is similar to a game of Jenga

because one wrong move and the whole thing comes crashing down

The only thing more overcooked than our Thanksgiving turkey...

...is the conversation about my cousin's crypto investments.

Thanksgiving at our house is always a test of endurance.

First, you survive the family gossip, then you survive the tryptophan.

In my family, the most competitive event at Thanksgiving isn't football or eating the most pie.

It's seeing who can fall asleep on the couch first after dinner.