What did the stuffing say to the turkey?

You're the breadwinner of this meal, but I'm the one holding everything together!

Alright, everyone, the star of the show has arrived! Before I start carving this magnificent bird...

...I just hope I don't make a *fowl* move!

Why was the stuffing feeling anxious on Thanksgiving?

Because it was stuffed with emotions

Why did the cranberry sauce always win arguments?

Because it always had a berry strong point!