I'm reading a book on Valentine's Day traditions

Apparently, it's all about love, romance, and pretending to like overpriced dinners.

Why did the flower shop run out of roses on Valentine's Day?

Because everyone wanted to bouquet their love!

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.

But since it's Valentine's Day, I'd say you're a *sweet* potato!

Some people spend Valentine's Day searching for their soulmate.

I'm just trying to decide if my soulmate is the pizza delivery guy or the remote control.