Why did the heart go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?

Because it had a few heartaches to work through and wanted a love-ly checkup

Why did the coffee file a police report on Valentine's Day?

Because it got mugged by love

Why did the rose go to the florist on Valentine's Day?

Because it wanted to get to the root of its love life!

Are you a Valentine's Day cookie?

Because you're sugar sweet and I want to be the sprinkles on your heart