I've decided to treat myself on Valentine's Day

Because let's be real, I'm the only one who still thinks I'm a good catch

My ideal Valentine's Day date doesn't involve fancy restaurants or grand romantic gestures.

It involves a comfy couch, my favorite takeout, and absolutely no small talk about our 'future'.

Are you a Valentine's Day cookie?

Because you're sugar sweet and I want to be the sprinkles on your heart

Why did the chocolate chip cookie propose on Valentine's Day?

Because it finally found its chipmate!