Why did Cupid's arrow go to therapy?

Because it had a lot of 'pointed' issues to work through.

I'm starting to think Valentine's Day is just a social experiment

to see how many people will willingly pay triple for flowers and dinner

My Valentine's Day plans usually involve a very specific type of bouquet.

A pizza box, surrounded by breadsticks.

Are you a Valentine's Day time capsule?

Because you're someone I'd love to unwrap years from now.