I'm trying to start a band, but it's a treble-making process.

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

My son was helping me in the garden yesterday, and he dug up a bunch of really old, cracked pots. He asked me what we should do with all of them.

I told him we should just plant some thyme in them.

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A dino-snore.