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One-Liner DadWednesday, April 8, 2026
I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby today because I kneaded the dough, but it didn't rise to my expectations.
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What is blue but does not weigh very much?
Light Blue
I was at the beach with my family, and we spent the day building sandcastles and collecting seashells. As we were walking along the shore, we came across a big sandcastle that had been washed away by the waves, leaving just a small mound of sand behind. My kids were disappointed, but I just chuckled and said
I guess that castle just couldn't weather the storm!
What do you call a belt made of watches?
A waist of time.
I'm trying to start a band, but it's a treble-making process.
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