Why did Frosty the Snowman have a successful music career?

Because he was a cool singer

Why did the Christmas tree go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little knotty and wanted to get to the root of the problem!

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman

Why did Santa's annual performance review get delayed?

He was waiting for some *claus-ific* feedback!