I'm trying to start a career in welding, but it's not a glowing review yet.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh!

I bought a bunch of bananas at the store yesterday, but when I got home, I noticed one of them looked really sad and bruised. It was practically falling apart.

I guess it was feeling un-peel-y.

I was trying to learn a new song on my guitar the other day, spending hours practicing. My fingers were really starting to hurt from pressing down on all those strings and trying to get the melody just right.

It was quite a fretting experience!