My biggest fear isn't dying.

It's having to pay for the funeral.

I suggested replacing our daily stand-up meeting with a simple email update, but my manager said

that would ruin the 'synergy' of watching each other drink coffee for 15 minutes

I've been working really hard to build my personal brand.

Turns out my personal brand is just 'tired.'

I've been trying to practice self-care by journaling my emotions,

but mostly I just write 'same' every day.