My cousin's contribution to Thanksgiving dinner is always memorable.

Last year, we weren't sure if his 'green bean casserole' was a side dish or a science experiment.

What's a turkey's favorite type of music?

Anything with a good drumstick beat!

Alright everyone, as I prepare to carve this bird, I'm just thankful for one thing...

That this turkey finally decided to *stuff* its pride and join us for dinner!

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little tart!