Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little jellied under the pressure!

Why did the stuffing get a promotion?

Because it was always *filling* its potential!

My family's post-Thanksgiving dinner tradition isn't board games or Black Friday planning.

It's a synchronized, involuntary nap on every available soft surface.

Every Thanksgiving, my mom cooks enough food to feed a small army.

And every year, that army consists of six very enthusiastic, belt-loosening family members.