Why did Cupid's arrow go to therapy?

Because it had a lot of 'pointed' issues to work through.

Valentine's Day, where couples are out there proving their love with flowers, fancy dinners, and heartfelt cards.

And I'm just over here, patiently waiting for February 15th to prove my love... for half-price chocolate.

Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time

My Valentine's Day plans are pretty simple this year.

I'm celebrating the profound joy of not having to pretend to be surprised by an overpriced bouquet.