Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody.

Nobody who? Exactly. Why are you talking to the door?

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock

knock. Who's there? *sigh* Never mind.

Knock knock. Who's there? Candice.

Candice who? Candice door open? I'm getting board waiting!

Knock knock. Who's there? Fig.

Fig who? Fig-ure it out yourself, I'm busy!