I was talking to the groom the other day, and I asked him how he knew the bride was the one for him.

He said it wasn't the candlelit dinners or the romantic getaways, it was when she didn't leave him after seeing his browser history.

My wife and I have been married long enough that we've really learned to share.

Especially the bathroom counter space, which she's learned to share by allowing me one tiny corner for my toothbrush.

We added up the costs of the venue, food, and decorations for our wedding

And realized we could've just bought a small island and eloped

I asked the groom how he knew the bride was the one for him

He said, 'She's the only person who doesn't mind that I'm still a work in progress, and by that, I mean she's agreed to be my editor for the next 50 years.'